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Hi. My name is Andrew. I am the assistant manager on duty at a well known restaurant in LaPlace, but not for long. In about a week, I'll be buying the owners out and taking over. ACTUALLY, it's more of a hostile take-over. By the way, I have a red Trans-Am that's worth roughly $45,000,000.00 (butter not included). WANNA RIDE?
TOP 10 WAYS TO SPEND YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT :
- Pulling Clint's ticket, bitch.
- In my $45, 000,000 car.
- Jerking it in my $45, 000,000 car.
- Wishing I still had Darryl's hot sexy ass to look at.
- Listening to Timmy. FOREVER.....
- Jerking it in my $45,000,000 car thinking about my $45,000,000 car.
- Showing Lucious how ridiculously hard it is to put food on trays.
- Making fun of the bus-bitches.
- Cheesing house potatoes.
- MOVING UP THE CORPORATE LADDER AT THE RESTAURANT !!!!
Note : My apologies to all who read this top ten list. It sucks horribly and the next one will be better. - The Webmaster.
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